ophelian: werewolves: themodrenman: THE DREAM HAPPENED AGAIN peck was augustus gloop and i was like “GTFO YOU HO” (i was yelling at my dream idk) and then he got sucked up a pipe that was filled with pea mash like the stuff babies eat and then ashton holmes is like “EUGENE I WANT YOU BACK SEE I LIKE PEAS TOO” but he eats a ~*special pea*~ AND HE BECOMES GREEN AND EXPANDS and joe is like “sry but i like real peas and cats and you’re not a virgin omg” AND THEN LECKIE IS THERE WITH STELLA (who is his guardian or some shit) and he’s all “YOU DON’T GET ME ANYTHING I WANT THOSE EGGS I WANT HOOSIER I’M GOING TO GO WRITE POETRY NOW” and he manpains and then snafu is like “ugh go manpain in the garbage” so he gets sent down the chute BUT HE MANPAINS SOME MORE and the camera (my dreams are like movies) zooms in on his face and he looks sad BUT THERE ARE NO TEARS AND THEN HOOSIER (or jpitts idk) GETS SENT TO THE TV ROOM AND SNAFU IS ALL “DO YOU WANT TO SEE HOW TO GET SHRUNKEN OR SOME SHIT” and he’s all “take a number motherfucker” but he’s tiny and sad and cold but snafu is like “okay i guess i like you a little” so he fixes him and tosses him into the garbage chute to go console leckie stella is just in the corner with john basilone because nobody cares and then it’s just sledgehammah and snafu and then ack ack gets killed and everybody starts crying except stella because she is an uber bitch but sledge keeps crying and he’s still a little kid so it’s like but then snafu puts him in the magical glass elevator and joe is all “I’M NOW A GROWN ASS MAN” “THESE TEARS ARE STILL REAL” “REAL MEN CRY” and snafu is all “HOORAY FOR PEDOPHILIA” and they live happily ever after with their pea-headed oompa loompas and their pea factory what is my head omg today is just the make camille cry tears of joy day oh my god

ophelian:

werewolves:

themodrenman:

  • THE DREAM HAPPENED AGAIN
  • peck was augustus gloop
  • and i was like “GTFO YOU HO” (i was yelling at my dream idk)
  • and then he got sucked up a pipe that was filled with pea mash
  • like the stuff babies eat
  • and then ashton holmes is like “EUGENE I WANT YOU BACK SEE I LIKE PEAS TOO”
  • but he eats a ~*special pea*~ AND HE BECOMES GREEN AND EXPANDS
  • and joe is like “sry but i like real peas and cats and you’re not a virgin omg”
  • AND THEN LECKIE IS THERE WITH STELLA (who is his guardian or some shit)
  • and he’s all “YOU DON’T GET ME ANYTHING I WANT THOSE EGGS I WANT HOOSIER I’M GOING TO GO WRITE POETRY NOW”
  • and he manpains and then snafu is like “ugh go manpain in the garbage” so he gets sent down the chute
  • BUT HE MANPAINS SOME MORE
  • and the camera (my dreams are like movies) zooms in on his face and he looks sad BUT THERE ARE NO TEARS
  • AND THEN HOOSIER (or jpitts idk) GETS SENT TO THE TV ROOM
  • AND SNAFU IS ALL “DO YOU WANT TO SEE HOW TO GET SHRUNKEN OR SOME SHIT”
  • and he’s all “take a number motherfucker”
  • but he’s tiny
  • and sad and cold
  • but snafu is like “okay i guess i like you a little” so he fixes him and tosses him into the garbage chute to go console leckie
  • stella is just in the corner with john basilone because nobody cares
  • and then it’s just sledgehammah and snafu and then ack ack gets killed and everybody starts crying
  • except stella because she is an uber bitch
  • but sledge keeps crying and he’s still a little kid
  • so it’s like
  • but then snafu puts him in the magical glass elevator and joe is all
  • “I’M NOW A GROWN ASS MAN”
  • “THESE TEARS ARE STILL REAL”
  • “REAL MEN CRY”
  • and snafu is all
  • “HOORAY FOR PEDOPHILIA”
  • and they live happily ever after with their pea-headed oompa loompas and their pea factory
  • what is my head

omg

today is just the make camille cry tears of joy day

oh my god

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